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Watch out Tom, or you’ll be back to 4th string!

Sunday, April 30th, 2006

From a BB press conference today:

Q: Would you feel comfortable with Matt Cassell as a backup?
A: I don’t know. I don’t know. I think Brady has established himself.

Ya think, Bill? 🙂 🙂

Is that Tom Harrison or Rodney Brady?

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006

From Brady’s press conference today:

I think weve probably been disrespected more than any team in the league this year. I think weve been given up on by a lot of media people, a lot of fans, our own fans, other people around the league. I think if theres one team that feels like theyre disrespected, its us. I dont disrespect Jacksonville. Its [hard] to disrespect a team thats 12-4. If we were 12-4 it would be different. I think people gave up on us a long time ago.

Check out Rick Eisen

Friday, October 21st, 2005

I’ve really been enjoying Rick Eisen’s weekly columns over at

Check them out!

Take that, NFL! (Redux)

Friday, October 14th, 2005

And the latest version of the injury report:

Offensive tackle Matt Light — out
Running back Kevin Faulk — out
Outside linebacker Tully Banta-Cain (knee) — questionable
Linebacker Monty Beisel (finger) — questionable
Receiver Troy Brown (foot) — questionable
Outside linebacker Matt Chatham (knee) — questionable
Running back Corey Dillon (ankle) — questionable
Cornerback Randall Gay (ankle) — questionable
Defensive lineman Jarvis Green (shoulder) — questionable
Defensive lineman Marquise Hill (ankle) — questionable
Linebacker/special teams ace Larry Izzo (thigh) — questionable
Outside linebacker Willie McGinest (finger) — questionable
Cornerback Tyrone Poole (ankle) — questionable
Safety James Sanders (ankle) — questionable
Safety Guss Scott (knee) — questionable
Defensive lineman Richard Seymour (knee) — questionable
Cornerback Duane Starks (thigh) — questionable
Quarterback Tom Brady (right shoulder) — probable

Take that, NFL!

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005

So, ya think that Belichick may have been amused at how Vick was listed as probable all week and then didn’t play? Then check out today’s injury report:

Offensive tackle Matt Light — out
Running back Kevin Faulk — out
Outside linebacker Tully Banta-Cain (knee) — probable
Quarterback Tom Brady (right shoulder) — probable
Receiver Troy Brown (foot) — probable
Outside linebacker Matt Chatham (knee) — probable
Running back Corey Dillon (ankle) — probable
Cornerback Randall Gay (ankle) — probable
Defensive lineman Jarvis Green (shoulder) — probable
Defensive lineman Marquise Hill (ankle) — probable
Linebacker/special teams ace Larry Izzo (thigh) — probable
Outside linebacker Willie McGinest (finger) — probable
Cornerback Tyrone Poole (ankle) — probable
Safety James Sanders (ankle) — probable
Safety Guss Scott (knee) — probable
Defensive lineman Richard Seymour (knee) — probable
Cornerback Duane Starks (thigh) — probable


Another funny one from the Bucs’ website

Wednesday, October 5th, 2005

Tampa Bay has another one of their hilarious site intros up. Needs flash.

T.I.B., the next important stat?

Friday, September 16th, 2005

Simmons actually says something funny for the first time in ages:

When Baltimore fans derisively cheered an injured Kyle Boller last week, that made me think of something: Can you imagine any other career in which you could suffer an injury, but because you stink at your job so much, everyone else in your office will start cheering derisively as you’re helped out of the building? Do you ever bounce back from that one? Instead of creating complicated statistics that only like 0.3 percent of the human population can understand, I wish the Football Outsider guys would research stuff like “Effectiveness of shaky quarterbacks in the weeks and months after a T.I.B. (traumatic injury booing).” Now that’s the stuff that would be fascinating. Has any quarterback ever bounced back from that situation before and thrived in front of those same fans?